Saturday, September 18, 2010

Business Opportunities

A "friend" at church contacted me about 3 weeks ago with an unbelievable business opportunity. It wasn't a multi-level marketing thing. This one was different. The product is amazing. They almost had a distribution deal in place with Costco. I only needed to sign up 5 people. Now I am looking for a new way to fund my children's college education, and Aubree continues to regret her decision to marry me for my money. So to recapitalize the kids college fund I had my 3 year old do a photo shoot for Abercrombie & Fitch's fall catalog.







My critic said "Aren't you exploiting our children? What kind of long term psychological damage are you inflicting on their young impressionalbe minds?" "Did you drug me for the 5 weeks we dated?" My response, "At least I don't watch Bachelor Pad."

Abercrombie responded with a nice letter saying basically our son was to young but they felt he was very photogenic and asked us to resubmit some photos when his age would be more appropriate for their catalog and that they looked forward to getting our picture packet in 6 months.

In the mean time we have a nice Graco Stroller and stainless steel microwave that will be available for purchase at our garage sale this weekend, fortunately for me the couch is not for sale. It's just to comfy.

4 comments:

leslieandcolt.blogspot.com said...

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Tammy K said...

oh my gosh! I totally couldn't remember your site, but NOW I have it saved and I love it and it makes me laugh!!!

Tammy K said...

so it's decided -- you are so freaking funny -- these posts made my whole life!

Anonymous said...

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And yes, I agree with leslie - you should publish these and get paid for your blog!