Once upon a time there was a girl named Aubree. Aubree wanted to be a Nurse. She graduated from Weber State Nursing school and then she married J.R. strictly for his money. What Aubree didn't realize is that J.R. didn't have money. In fact, whatever the opposite of having money is; that defines J.R. (On the positive side J.R. has really small calves and he has a job.) Anyway, Aubree put her nursing dreams on hold to pursue her life long dream of staying home with screaming children, cooking food, vacuuming and losing her mind because her husband can barely remember to match his shoes and belt, let alone pick up flowers or chocolate on the way home from work.

This is a fictional story any reference or comparison to actual people or events is strictly coincidental.